What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
now i know why i became what i already was.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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