Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
