Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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