have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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