if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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