i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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