he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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