I'm really into asian looking animals
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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