walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Shame is for Republicans.
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