We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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