So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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