i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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