ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
being pregnant is like rehab
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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