You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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