problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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