I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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