I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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