I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just saw a hot homeless man
i would punch a child for taco bell
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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