I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
