I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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