I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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