could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
