I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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