How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
