Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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