I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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