Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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