After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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