Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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