Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
