i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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