Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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