HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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