had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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