i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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