Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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