I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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