They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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