I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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