Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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