thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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