I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
