Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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