He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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