okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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