I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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