Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
so that wasnt chicken after all
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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