Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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