You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Ladies don't puke and tell
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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