I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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