Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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