dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Who died my cat blue again?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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