I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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