I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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